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THE USA HAS AN AIRPORT FASHION PROBLEM

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What’s the best and worst airport you’ve been to?
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Look, we love America. Great music. Great films. Great burgers.

But some of you need to have a serious word with yourselves about airport fashion.

Crocs. Pyjamas. Crocs WITH pyjamas. Hoodies that look like they survived a house fire. T-shirts with slogans that absolutely should not be read by children. And somehow, somewhere, there’s always a bloke wearing shorts when it’s 4°C outside.

The airport isn’t your bedroom.
The departure lounge isn’t your sofa.
And Crocs aren’t formalwear. 😂

We’re not saying you need to arrive dressed like James Bond.

Just… maybe put some trousers on.

Nobody Apparel — raising the bar, one airport outfit at a time.

#NobodyApparel #AirportFashion #USA #FashionPolice #AirportStyle #Crocs #TravelStyle

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